have no clear winners from last issue, so we're going with
the good ones, along with some classic quotes that work pretty
well even though they aren't about Scout per se.
Scout is happy with them. Jem and Boo Radley are indifferent;
they're not ones to court notoriety.
Moellenberg: “Not sharing”
Kimberley Francis: “Mine, All mine!”
This Awful/Awesome Life: “Which part of 'mine' did you
Edward A. Gill: "This is my special bowl, cuz every time
I look into it, I see my pretty face!"
Gary Busey: “I’m not jealous, and I’m not
possessive, and I’m not controlling,”
Aristotle, “It’s best to rise from life, as from
a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.”
Madonna, “When I’m hungry, I eat. When I’m
thirsty, I drink. When I have something to say, I say it.”
Hitchens: “Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if
you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection,
they think you are God. Whereas, owners of cats are compelled
to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and
shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they
Kinky Friedman: “I admit to drinking it, but I did not
And finally, from the official Home Cats greeting card:
Outside: "I am definitely not pathologically attracted
to my water bowl!"