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This month's theme: Mysteries
 

 


We have no clear winners from last issue, so we're going with the good ones, along with some classic quotes that work pretty well even though they aren't about Scout per se. Scout is happy with them. Jem and Boo Radley are indifferent; they're not ones to court notoriety.

Karen Moellenberg: “Not sharing”

Kimberley Francis: “Mine, All mine!”

This Awful/Awesome Life: “Which part of 'mine' did you not understand?”

Edward A. Gill: "This is my special bowl, cuz every time I look into it, I see my pretty face!"

Gary Busey: “I’m not jealous, and I’m not possessive, and I’m not controlling,”

Aristotle, “It’s best to rise from life, as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.”

Madonna, “When I’m hungry, I eat. When I’m thirsty, I drink. When I have something to say, I say it.”

Christopher Hitchens: “Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they think you are God. Whereas, owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.”

Kinky Friedman: “I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.”

And finally, from the official Home Cats greeting card:

Outside: "I am definitely not pathologically attracted to my water bowl!"
Inside: "Much."

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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